家教往事

花儿姨妈的后现代生活影评中提到家教往事:

关于上海的弄堂还有一个印象,那时候好像是大二我做家教,一个小孩子住在黄陂南路的某个弄堂里头,离学校路很远,但那时候交大给做家教的报销路费,黄陂南路好像是什么区来着一趟路费有30块,然后那个小孩每次都模仿她家长的签字让我多报几次,很神经的是她一个人找了3个家教,都是交大的一个数学一个物理一个化学,然后我那时候一个礼拜反正出来1天做2个家教,拿两份路费报销,报销的钱比我做家教的钱还多,那个学期是我最有钱的一个学期,跑题了。那个小孩住的那个弄堂就很典型,房子一个挨一个连成片,全部是木头的房子,然后屋子里头没厕所。小女孩家里头开澡堂一个月6000多块的收入,她妈妈还在巷子口摆了个摊位,感觉这家子挺有钱。他们家养了只狗,我每次去就是帮小孩做作业,然后她抄到作业本子上,抄完了还帮她同学抄。剩下的时间就陪她聊天看片玩小狗,小姑娘初二,长得挺漂亮,她常常跟我讲他跟她老公的事情,她老公是她学校高中的一个男生,然后她有一个好朋友喜欢她老公的朋友,可是那个朋友不喜欢她朋友,因为她朋友长得不好看,但是她朋友还是叫那个男生叫做老公。然后每次就听她讲她老公跟她好朋友还有她好朋友老公的事情。

说起家教,我总是 想起我的第二份家教。教的是两个小学生,一个男孩一个女孩,男孩会做Flash,女孩也挺冰雪的,可总是在上课的时候涂这涂那,不是涂润唇膏,就是涂那个 涂改液,反正上课一踏糊涂。由于教他们数学主要是提高班性质的,所以我也随便找些奇奇怪怪的题目来教他们。有一次我我教他们孪生数:284和220,把男孩指为284,女孩叫作220,把男孩分解了再拼起来就是女孩,而把女孩子拆了再装起来就是男孩……不知道他们现在还是不是那一对数。

我还记得那时差不多每次家教结束后,我都是乘车回到闵行镇,之后去一趟麦当劳,吃得挺香的。不过现在我对麦当劳、肯德基都相当的反感了。

至于前面第一份家教,则是一个女小学生,笨笨的,教半天教不会,让人十分泄气。我也就两份家教,后来觉得家教不再长经验值了,绝不再做了。

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