在昨天修bug一文中，我提及了我WeBuzz.IM网页版MSN和Gtalk的聊天机器人，说道：
我有聊天机器人，帮我跟一些无聊的测试者进行无聊的对话；另外我的聊天机器人功能将越来越强大，以后大家跟我在IM上说话，要放亮眼睛识别究竟是我的智能机器人在跟你说话呢，还是我本人在跟你说话
有好事者就跑去测试：
[23:36 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : 听说你其实是机器人?
(23:36 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
[23:36 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : – -b 骗人…
(23:36 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
可惜我的机器人不懂中文，看来，我要教它说中文才行！
但是我的聊天机器人懂英文！下面看一段记录，看看测试者怎么被聊天机器人折磨得要发飙吧：
[20:43 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : hey
(20:43 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] hi
[20:43 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : how r u?
(20:43 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] fine, thanks
[20:43 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : im fine too
(20:43 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] ok
[20:43 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : soooo
(20:43 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
上面的回答像模像样吧！
[20:44 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : r u my friend
(20:44 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] how about google it
[20:44 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : i love u
看！不管你信不信，这位兄弟已经爱上我的机器人了！
(20:44 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
[20:45 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : do u accept
(20:45 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
[20:45 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : i added u
(20:45 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
[20:45 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : okk
(20:45 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] enjoy your web IMs
[20:45 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : fuck off
看看，这位兄弟发飙了！！
(20:45 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
居然我的聊天机器人不知道怎么回答”f**k”，我要教会它！
[21:46 on Wednesday] java2script.talk@gmail.com : Add ******@hotmail.co.uk
(21:46 on Wednesday) me : [Robot speaking] oops, add zhourenjian to your friend list for further information
好可怜的测试者……
其实我的机器人目前只针对几个测试账号*.talk/*.demo，而且每次回答都明确地说“Robot speaking”。目前我的机器人还没有针对普通大众，所以各位朋友的MSN信息是不会被我机器人来回答的。
但是说不定哪天我就把机器人给全线挂上了，而且它不再提醒说“Robot speaking”，这个时候，真实的我也不会通知大家说“我上聊天机器人了”的。